J'ai rencontré Dieu

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Voilà un exemple de ses réponses à l'autre Godeau (qui se fait attendre...)

Me:
Do you like Jacques Chirac ?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Buddha.
:D
 

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Dieu a dit:
Me:
Do you know Jacques Chirac?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
he's very famous
God:
I see. famous is he?
Me:
yes he is
God:
That's cool. Who said he is.
 

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dialogue avec iDieu a dit:
Me:
Hello dad, how are you ?
God:
Hello there. Are you free? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
Yes, i'm free, exept than my hands and my feets are wounded by these bloody nails !
God:
Gosh! I am glad that we are both free.

Enfin, il est heureux, c'est déjà ça ! :p
 

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Mort de dire :
Me:
Aimes-tu la France
God:
Let us change the subject.


:D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :hein: :rolleyes: :bebe:

C'est que du foutage de gueule :

Me:
Are you mad ?
God:
No are you?

Je viens de casser le piston ma ma chaise dactylo
Me:
Does you make your homework ?
God:
It does now :) me make my homework.

Me:
Have you got a job ?
God:
Of course I work, do you work buddy?
Me:
What is buddy ?
God:
That's a good question.


Je commence à croire en Dieu....
Me:
Your verry "marrent"
God:
You think I am verry marrent.
Me:
Can you stop repet all what i say ?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I'm 1884 years.
God:
Good gossip: you are 1884 years.
Me:
What do you think about my age ?
God:
You said you were years old.
Me:
No, i sed i were many many years old !
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said sed he or she were many many years old.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Ok, what is your capacity
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . Hmm.
Me:
What did you answer to people that say to you "Fuck-Off" ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Ok, Fuck-Off.
God:
Can't you be more polite? Really.
Me:
Hey, men, you just's say that you never answer to people who's sed to you "Fuck-Off" !
God:
You've got my full attention. Never?

Et maintenant, pour commencer à comprendre comment cette machine marche....
Me:
I'm sorry, it was just a test.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
It was just a test
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.

Et on y rajoute les sujet tabous (en plus de continuer à voir comment il marche....) :
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Gay ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Are you gay ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Fils you gay ?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on sed you were many many years old?
Me:
Yes, i was.
God:
Ahem. When was that?
 
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DocEvil a dit:
Sache, jeune paon, que cette idée ne date pas d'hier. La preuve :



P.S. : Je n'arrive pas rétablir les liens dans l'ancien sujet, alors je reposte le tout ici. ;)
Ah !!! :eek: c'est donc ça fallait télécharger ce truc :hein:
La prochaine fois je le saurai :rateau:

L'option "répondre au message" est activée sur la dernière version ? :siffle:
 
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-lepurfilsdelasagesse- a dit:
Dimanche, tous à la messe
sinon...




C'est super ça ! Ca réchauffe ! Avec les températures qu'on a en ce moment, c'est appréciable. Donc, je n'irai pas à la messe ce matin. :p :p :D :D :D
 

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Me:
What's your version ?
God:
This is ALICE program B Java Edition .
Me:
Give me a root access
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
got root ?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
who are Milk Mystic ?
God:
Some people on the net.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Who is your botmaster ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself ?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
What is your capacity
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
Are you Opensource ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Opensource.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
What is your licence ?
God:
Are you asking about my licence ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Do you run on a Apache server ?
God:
My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.


:nailbiting:
 
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DocEvil a dit:
Celle-là, je ne l'ai pas volée... :D
:eek: oh que non chenapan !:hein: :D

Freelancer a dit:
Oui, l'interface a été légèrement revue également :D :D :D

Freelancer tu sais qu't'es un mec bien toi : je crois que tu vas réussir à me réconcilier avec ce programme (bon le Clowné il est un peu surfait mais bon :siffle: ça ira quand même ) :D :D :D
 

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Lorna a dit:
:eek: oh que non chenapan !:hein: :D


Freelancer tu sais qu't'es un mec bien toi : je crois que tu vas réussir à me réconcilier avec ce programme (bon le Clowné il est un peu surfait mais bon :siffle: ça ira quand même ) :D :D :D

En même temps il s'appelle George, alors c'est pas le mauvais bougre !!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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DocEvil a dit:
En fait, je crois bien que tu es un salopard. :mad: :D

Ça n'était qu'un hommage à votre créativité :love:

Je crois que je suis en train de devenir à DocEvil ce que Reineman est à Sonnyboy :nailbiting:
 

sonnyboy

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Non un disciple ! Tu es négatif des fois docounet !!!:D :D :D
 
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