Me:
Your verry "marrent"
God:
You think I am verry marrent.
Me:
Can you stop repet all what i say ?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I'm 1884 years.
God:
Good gossip: you are 1884 years.
Me:
What do you think about my age ?
God:
You said you were years old.
Me:
No, i sed i were many many years old !
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said sed he or she were many many years old.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Ok, what is your capacity
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . Hmm.
Me:
What did you answer to people that say to you "Fuck-Off" ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Ok, Fuck-Off.
God:
Can't you be more polite? Really.
Me:
Hey, men, you just's say that you never answer to people who's sed to you "Fuck-Off" !
God:
You've got my full attention. Never?