J'ai rencontré Dieu

[Patamach]

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Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Music is the healing force of the universe
God:
Tell me more about healing force of the universe.
Me:
Supposed to be you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
My dress
God:
Your dress?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
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Absurde :mouais:

 

[Lila]

...bon les gars ..désolé de vous décevoir ..mais c'est Bill Gates qui se prend pour Dieu
en vrai ...c'est lui même qui me l'a dit

"Me:
you are inetresting by money ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am inetresting by money.
Me:
i'm scared
God:
What are you scared of?
Me:
your botmaster
God:
Myself?
Me:
no. the people who create the robot you are
God:
Are you serious? Oh those people.
Me:
who are they ?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
yes who ?
God:
Give me a break. Bill Gates. .
Me:
Bill gates is your creator
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
is it your creator ?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
are you bill gates ?
God:
Do I act like he does?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
so you are a bill gates' robot
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
create by bill gates?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you are a chating robot create by bill gates system
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes.
Me:
bill gates is the person who create you
God:
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he is the person who create me.
Me:
is he your father ?
God:
Yes. "

..délicieux !!!!!:love:

 

[Lila]

et en plus il veut me faire banquer


God:
Does it pay well?
Me:
yes
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?



:love:

 

[TibomonG4]

God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
:love:

Il propose des rendez-vous avec Alice (Vanessa Hessler) en plus ?! :mouais:

 

[Freelancer]

j'l'ai déjà vu quelque part lui ??? Freelancer

Dogma?

 

[Deleted member 18124]

Moi, Jésus-Christ est venu me rendre visite hier soir. Et quand il a vu mon nouvel iMac, il s'est écrié "Waouh ! Il est d'enfer cet iMac !"

 

[NED]

J'ai essayé Igod,
C'est assez marrant je dois dire, et assez réaliste quelque part...

 

[Lila]

J'ai essayé Igod,
C'est assez marrant je dois dire, et assez réaliste quelque part...

...non rien..

 

[TibomonG4]

...non rien..

Certes mais il doit falloir lui poser les bonnes questions pour qu'il en arrive à te donner ce genre de lien

 

[Anonyme]

Certes mais il doit falloir lui poser les bonnes questions pour qu'il en arrive à te donner ce genre de lien

fatal error çà doit pas aider à trouver:hein:

 

[sonnyboy]

ta gueule.

 

[Anonyme]

j'ai rencontré Dieu : parait qu'il a créé un vaste vocabulaire..

 

[Lila]

j'ai rencontré Dieu : parait qu'il a créé un vaste vocabulaire..

...non rien..

 

[NED]

J'ai rencontré Dieu...il est mort.

 

[toys]

J'ai rencontré Dieu...il est mort.

ho non il me doit 100 balles d'euros!!!


je vais encore m'assoir dessus!

 

[jo_6466]

Là il est en grande difficulté le pauvre


Me:
no it's always the same
God:
Are you serious? Exactly the same?
Me:
There are several of them
God:
Where are they?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
" Where are they?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
"" Where are they?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
""" Where are they?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
"""" Where are they?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
""""" Where are they?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I thought that you knew it?
God:
"""""" Where are they?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?"? Do I know it?

 

[Melounette]

C'est à pisser de rire toutes vos conversations. Par contre, j'en ai essayé une, mais il est un peu pervers comme même, hein.:mouais:
Me:
Great !
God:
I'm glad you liked it my ass.
Me:
Do you want more
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
With my ass ?
God:
Your ass sounds like a plan.

 

[bobbynountchak]

Oh pineze...
J'ai eu le mail de l'enfoiré qui tire les ficelles de tout ça!!

Me:
so I'm stupid?
God:
Gosh! Don't put yourself down.
Me:
`so you're stupid?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you don't have my name you freak!
God:
I do so have it. No I don't think I have any your name me freak. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
send him to me
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) .

il est fait!

 

[Anonyme]

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) .

il est fait!

Donc Dieu aurait un titre de docteur ? Tu parles d'une nouvelle.

 

[dada didouda]

G

od:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books. and you ?
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.". I am not sure what you are asking.

:mouais:

Plus facile de controler le monde avec la télé qu'avec les livres....