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macinside a dit:
tu peu pas comprendre, humour de gamerz :siffle:

dans ce cas:

"tu es mort mais tu ne le sais pas encore"
 
Un type :

- "toi, t'as la tete de quelqu'un qui vaut 2000 dollars...."

Un autre type :

- "oui, mais toi t'as pas la tete de celui qui les empechera..."



Alors ??? :D
 
" If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the moreyou hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that? "

ca c est un peu plus dur
 
piro a dit:
" If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the moreyou hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that? "

ca c est un peu plus dur

ful metal jacket
 
"chef, oui chef"

:D
 
Bon, une petite réplique facile:

If I go to the turkish bath, I risque, mais alors I risque énormément...

:D
 
"Ecoute-moi bien mon petit José, tu baises les ménagères. Bien, tu dois avoir le cul qui brille ! Mais c'est pas ça qu'on appelle la classe."